Come see your throat monster — I’ll help you relax from head to toe, then we keep it calm and steady.
Anyway, I’m doing a birthday special for 25. I guarantee you’ll leave happy and stress free, and I’ve got that “amount of gold” satisfaction line I always mention.
Wait — just to be clear about boundaries: no bare, no law enforcement, no weapons.
Which, okay, I’m also Trucker Friendly, and I’m car play friendly if you’re rolling in that way.
And no outcall without deposit. Deposit required for all outcalls depending on miles. Usually I accept cash, Chime, Apple pay — hit me up with the details and I’ll tell you how it’ll work for your miles.
I’m keeping everything simple because that’s how it should be, and yeah, I’ve said it already — relax from head to toe, then we’re done. Which, cool, same promise again, just in a different wording— you’ll feel taken care of when it’s over.
