WELCOME TO HONEYPIE LPHOUSER
Text “Hey Honeypie” to book—young and tasty, thick and sexy, and yeah, I’m talking about me. Which, okay, the pics are real.
Young sexy thick hottie 100% real pics! Classy nasty, young freak—wait, that’s literally what people say when they’ve actually looked, not just skimmed.
AVAILABLE 24/7
Soft Sweet & juicy
Incall & Outcall
100% real & verification required
I do Facetime, Google Meet, Snapchat, or WhatsApp—hit me up there, and usually it’s faster when you text first.
Outcalls need a deposit which, yeah, that’s the rule.
No GFE No BBJ No — no police. If you ask for bare, you’ll be blocked and reported. Cool.
Firm on my price—no lowballers, don’t ask. And yep, I offer collabs.
Women only
Anyway—Columbia’s where I’m posted up for bookings, and I stick to my price once we’re talking specifics.
