Same day only, please — I’m strict about that ⏰
Text me (I check messages constantly, usually faster that way) and we’ll line up an appointment for an experience you won’t ever forget ⭐
• 5 star service and reviews — I’m not hiding behind anything
• Real and accurate pics, no weird surprises
NO
NO LAW ENFORCEMENT
❤ 300 HH 500 HR — and yeah, the prices are non-negotiable, cash talks here, not negotiation ✨
Cash, Venmo, or Apple pay
Everyone has to verify — I will too. Which, okay, that’s just how it stays legit.
Text me if you’re set on same-day, then we can move
