Same-day only, please—like, today only, and yeah I’m keeping it to that.
Text me4 an experience you won’t ever forget ⭐ — I usually answer faster that way.
• 5 star service
• real and accurate pics
Wait — there are rules too. NO . NO LAW ENFORCEMENT.
Cash, Venmo, or Apple pay—300 HH 500 HR. I’m not doing negotiations on that part, it’s just how it’s set up.
Everyone MUST verify— I will too. And if you’re thinking “sure, what does that mean,” it’s exactly what it says—verification on both ends before anything moves.
(One more thing: same day only—same meaning, no stretching it out past today.)

