HEY GUY'S, I’m offering—
$60 blowjobs (NO CIM). Cool. Then there’s $80 CarFuN, or $130/hr for outcalls—I can do an incall too, if you get me a room.
Anyway, I check messages fast, and if you text me, hit me at your best time since I’m available 24/7 now—wait, no, I’m saying I can take texts basically whenever.
Which, okay, if you’re in Colorado Springs, that CarFuN vs outcall choice just depends on whether you want me in the room or on the go.
I PROMISE YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT—yeah, I know that line sounds cheesy, but I’m still sticking to it. And it’ll be well worth it, so you’ll want to cum back for more—
