If you want to come see me, you have to make a video call only.
I don’t carry cash, so I can’t give you change—bring the exact amount. Which, okay, I know it’s annoying. Usually I just keep it simple.
Cash app? Zelle, yeah, that’s what I can take—no bae. If you want to video facetime, google meet, or whatsapp, hit me up there (I check that one less).
