Don’t bother me if you don’t read the whole ad—yeah, I said it.
Incall only (outcalls are very circumstantial and will be addressed individually). Text or Snapchat only, because I don’t receive call notifications, which is honestly the whole point here. I can see all the messages, though, and verification’s on Snapchat only.
Yes, I see AA men —and yeah, ask about my bbc discount. Also, ask about my referral program, and my incentives for reviews. Obviously you gotta see me at least once before you can review me.
No extremely overweight or morbidly obese men. No Greek, CIM, DATY, or extreme fetish tolerated. Not fetish friendly. If you aren’t clean and showered, you’ll be turned away—no debating that.
You pay for my time, not what we do. If you look questionably young, I’ll ask for your ID in person—if you don’t have it, I can’t help you. Everything has to be discussed beforehand; I don’t like surprises. And which, okay, if you’re pushy or annoying, you’ll get blocked.
I don’t have a set schedule, but you can hit me up 24/7 and if I’m not busy and I’m awake I’ll get back to you asap—though sometimes it takes me a minute, I’m not gonna pretend I’m glued to my phone.
My snap is SadGirlNewSnap. Venmo preferred, but that doesn’t mean I’m asking for a deposit; otherwise I also accept cash, Varo, Chime, OnePay or Zelle. Which, okay, include your age and favorite color in your message so I know you read through.
I love sucking dick and the bigger the better. Cool. I’m very real and ready, so hmu—though fair warning, everything gets handled how I laid it out, not how you assume.
