Hi there!
Read all of this before you contact me—know what you want first.
Pictures get answered faster. Which, okay. I don’t respond to “hey.” Also, don’t call—text only. And please don’t waste my time. Cool.
Caucasian men only. No BFS. No Greek. No GFE. No DATY. No negotiations. No pimps. No law.
Snap to verify. Send a pic and what you’re looking for. Wait—full service is available. Anyway, please no under 30.
Do not call, and do not text just “hey” either—send what you want.
if you read this to the end... what’s your favorite vacation spot
Text me now!! I’m waiting.
