upscale, generous clients only—please don’t low-ball.
LOWEST RATE 400 HH and 500 HR. Cool, I know that’s a bigger number than some people want to see, but that’s the floor.
I require deposits to secure all bookings—yeah, it’s firm, and I stick to it.
If we’re not aligned, it’ll stay that way. I facetime verify once I know you are serious, usually after a quick check that you’re actually booking.
Which, okay—if you text and ask my rates, I won’t reply. Not trying to be difficult, just not doing the back-and-forth thing—anyway.

