I told my ex to take care of his eyeballs.. they’re the only balls he had!!!!
My ex-boyfriend said, “Tina you can’t tell me something makes me happy and sad at the same time.” I told him “Sure I can baby, you have the biggest Dick out of all your friends.”
Tina and the finisher today!!! Which, okay—yeah, it’s exactly that vibe.
We will make any man’s dream or fantasy come true!!! And it’s not just one of us, either. We are 2 women in our sexual prime. Cool.
If you want a experience to remember we are the only choice. The other girls aren’t bad we just out rank them.. so make the right choice, the smart choice… the only choice. Which kinda repeats, but whatever—it’s how I feel.

