hey guys! it’s tiff—yeah, the one you’ve seen—
So my birthday’s May 1. tomorrow. Which means by the time you read this, i’ll be 46 tomorrow—kinda wild when you say it out loud. Cool.
Anyway, i’m looking at this evening, tomorrow all day, and saturday. might as well toss sunday in there too
Will there be birthday specials? you damn straight. only if i get birthday tips, of course ♀
Most of you know me by now. and if you don’t… well, i’m sorry you haven’t had the pleasure. Hit me up if you wanna see what the hype is all about
But every time i post my ad, the floodgates open—and that’s a fact. So if you wanna catch me this time, text me ASAP so you can get your choice of appointment time. That way you’re not stuck waiting on whatever’s left.
Inside the comfort of my own home—free of roommates, drama, and bullshit. just me, my boobs and ass for days, gentlemen. and yeah, just so everyone is aware, i do live alone—no roommates, no bullshit, no drama. Wait — i know i already said that, but it matters.
Which, okay, i’m not a prostitute. i provide a service, which is spending time and companionship with someone who wants/needs it. That’s what a true escort does.
Reply with your age and favorite color and you will receive $20 off.
Also, i know how to protect myself and i’m definitely not afraid to use it—let’s hope it doesn’t come to that! But just in case, i need you all to know ♀
