hey guys—it's Tiff, the one you’ve probably seen around, and yeah, it’s my birthday stuff again.
May 1 is tomorrow. But wait—when you get my age, I’ll be 46 tomorrow, so I’m pretty sure that means we stretch the celebration out. That’s what I think anyway.
This evening, tomorrow all day, and Saturday. Might as well throw Sunday in there too
Will there be birthday specials? You damn straight. Only if I get birthday tips, of course ♀
Trust me, read till the very end. Most of you know me by now—if you don’t well… I’m sorry you haven’t had the pleasure.
Hit me up if you want to see what the hype’s about. And every time I post my ad, the floodgates open, like clockwork, that’s a fact.
If you would like to get in today and see me, text me ASAP so you can lock in your choice of appointment time. I’m talking loads of fun inside the comfort of my own home—free of roommates, drama, and bullshit. Just me, my boobs and ass for days, gentlemen—so everyone’s aware, I live alone, no roommates, no bullshit, no drama.
I know how to protect myself and I’m definitely not afraid to use it. Let’s hope it doesn’t come to that—though, just in case, I need you all to know ♀
I am not a prostitute. I provide a service, which is spending time and companionship with someone who wants/needs it. Which is what a true escort does!
Reply with your age and favorite color and you will receive $20 off. Thank you for reading till the very end.
