Let’s have fun—just heads up, I keep it real about what I’m doing.
Tinted windows only if you want carplay. Cool, which, okay—if you want to see me, you’ve gotta send a video of your dick first. Or you verify some other way, but either way I tell you to verify—no negotiations. And yeah, if you can’t do that, then don’t contact me.
No low ballers / broke men. I don’t show my face unless you’re paying me too—no face, no case . Cool.
No outcalls without a deposit. And must bring your own condoms.
If you know your funds low, don’t text me. I’m real—don’t text me dumb shit.
I don’t do facetime or snap for free. I also don’t party with people, sorry—remember that part from earlier, because I’m not changing it.
Nothing bare. No pimps. No law enforcement
