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Sit your humpty dumpty on my sweet walls—yeah, until they shake and break in a great fall. Which, okay, that’s the vibe I’m putting out on hump day. It’s me, that better version of your wife that makes your toes curl—cool, anyway.
I’m often busy tending to company, so I can’t always make it to the phone. I prefer a TEXT to start, and if you leave one I promise promise to get back to you as soon as I can—usually faster that way. Wait — I also can’t do lewd or illegal conversations during texts, please. If the texts go vulgar, they get ☠BLOCKED! ☠
Question of the Day:
What’s your favorite dirty rhyme
