ONLY TEXTS RIGHT NOW.
I messed up the app so it won’t ring through, lol. Which, okay, it is what it is.
Same-day appointments only, and yeah—read the rest before you text. I’m looking for someone over 25, under 250 lbs, and mature, clean.
I don’t see everyone. Be respectful, follow instructions, don’t be late—keep it simple.
I’m fun, friendly, mature, safe. Cool. Also, local numbers only.
Hours are 10am-8pm, and I’m a mature (57) white redhead: 5'7, 150lbs.
Or, more accurately—wait, I already said 150 lbs, so let’s not pretend you missed it.
I’m not sending ANY pictures, so don’t ask. I only take texts, and you can text 740You can send pictures 948as long as they 1487 are NOT dicpics. Be discreet, because I am.
Which, okay, if you’re respectful and you follow the instructions, I’ll be able to handle the same-day appointments the way you’re expecting—any extra chaos slows things down.

