Hey fellas.
I’m 5'3 thick and spicy, and yeah… you probably haven’t encountered someone like me.
Fantasy or not, that’s what you’re about to get from me.
Half off for new clients, plus a shot included—can’t beat that vibe, for real.
And I know some dudes are only chasing the “cheapest rate.” But don’t waste either of our time—I'm experienced, and you never forget.
If you’re ready now, text me.
I’m 420 friendly, and it’s calls in only—DONT do Lansing, it’s in Dolton.
Sessions are timed, no rush job, but the clock’s real.
It’s in-call location only, and not out calls at all.
No out calls.
In calls only.
Which, okay, I’ll be straight: no anal, no bare back at all (oral included).
Any questions about the half-off new client special—ask.
Half off is a one-time discount for first-time new clients only.
It’s running, but it’s also not a permanent rate.
But the deal is tied to timing—if you text, you gotta be ready when you text, like when you say you are.
I’m here and you can be here with me at my location within 1 hour.
And if you’re not ready when you text, you can’t “come later” for the special.
Wait—so yeah, the discount is for clients who are ready already.
All appointments include a free shot.
Snack, drink, and packaging are available too.
Cash and Cash App accepted.
And no, I’m not sending any additional pics or anything like that, and don’t ask— I’ll block you.
The pics on my ad are real, no catfish.
I’ll verify via Google Meet only when you’re ready to be on your way.
Cool, also: if you’ve ever been blocked before, there will be an unblocking fee that has to be paid before any further appointments.
Text or call only if you’re ready to do business now.
I prefer text only, call only if necessary.
Also, no vulgar language or explicit details on phone calls, and no explicit conversation or behavior on video—calls allowed.
For my regulars, I’ve got a new phone number, so I don’t have the old one anymore.
Reach me now on the new # listed on the ad, usually faster there—just saying.
Now “ready” means ready to be on your way.
Mature, respectful men only.
And please don’t ask for stuff I already made clear isn’t available or I’ll block you.
