Got fired from a sperm bank. Every time someone walked in, I’d say, “Get a load of this guy.”
What’s the difference between flowers and anal? Flowers will make her whole day; anal will make her hole weak.
A newlywed calls her mother and says, “On my wedding night, I discovered that John only has one foot.” Her mother replies, “Count yourself lucky! Your father only has four inches.” Which, okay—dark joke, but yeah.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile— I swear I heard it first as a weird one-liner and then it stuck.
And did you hear the one about the deaf gynecologist? He reads lips. Anyway, that’s the whole vibe here.
