☎ Temporary new number — I’m updating it now, so hit the newer one first if you can.
Happy 250th Independence Day
Last day/night downtown — my schedule is almost full, so yeah… don’t wait until it’s too late.
Incall + outcall available. Downtown River North, River West, Gold Coast, Magnificent Mile, Loop West, Loop, Millennium Park, Pilson, Logan Square, Streeterville, Noble Square, Old Town, Liquor, Park Midtown, Lincoln Park.
And listen, I’ve heard people talk big about “the difference” like it’s some fancy lesson — but it’s really just how the whole thing plays out. That part—how it starts, how it turns, how it doesn’t stop—ends up being the difference. Anyway, it’s what you’re getting, not a script.
If you’re calling and it’s acting weird, that’s usually me—messing with the number format while I’m running around. Hit me where it’s listed, and I’ll match you with the time windows I’ve got.

