I’ve got a discreet and safe place in Chicago, Illinois—kept on the careful side. I’m hygienic, treatable, and yeah, charming, so it’s not all awkward energy.
Which, okay, I’m not trying to sell some big routine-ending story. I just want you to come get out of the routine, that’s it—…. And honestly, I’ll keep it low-key the whole time, like I said I would.
Come check it out …. — I don’t overcomplicate it, the place is there and it’s discreet.

