Hey, Brown eyes.
And yeah, I’m beautiful as ever—anyway, listen. Please no police, no send off.
I’m kool as ever, and I’ll work with you, yall.
Prices: $75 for 20 minutes of me… but it do change from time to time, which is annoying but true.
I take cash app and chime, usually—hit me up on those.
I love licking, clean balls, hmm.
Wait — there’s a thing between 8am/10am too. If you text the letter B L me, I’ll lick and suck clean ball for 5 min for the qv, $75… and then it’s back to the regular 20 min deal.
Which, okay: 20min per person. Anything extra starts going up $10 more for anything extra.
Cool, if you call after 11am/4pm you get $5 off. (I check that timing thing less than people expect, so yeah.)
Anyway, if you’re reading this, just keep in mind the details and don’t mess with the no-police part—call, and we’ll match the time that works.

