Best in town—yeah, I said it.
Come get some of the best throat you’ve ever had! Also, I keep my cat fresh and tight, so ask about full service—Which, okay, that part’s not for everyone.
Satisfaction guaranteed. I’m gonna say it like it is, not sugarcoat it.
And come see what the hype is about, baby— I promise I’ll rock your world— wait, no, just bring curiosity and we’ll talk details after.
