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Wait — “not negotiable” is the part I’m actually serious about. If you’re not paying attention to that, don’t ask me to switch it up, because I’m not.
MERCEDES
— . , . , ’s weirdly phrased here— I’m just copying the original wording—but the method stays the same.
Also, 100% independent, and 100% real. Which, okay, that’s not how people normally talk, but that’s what’s on the ad.
And enforcement— just don’t even try to ask for any negotiation or you get blocked. Yep, blocked.
100% REAL. 100% DISCREET. INDEPENDENT.
