available to please you in the best way possible. Yeah, I’m serious about it—I'm got enough experience that you’ll feel like a king with what I do.
I do everything. No exceptions—31… which is kinda funny to say, but also kind of the point.
Anyway, if you’re expecting some watered-down version, you’re not getting that from me. I’m in Charlottesville, Virginia, and it’s always been about giving you that “this is taken care of” feeling—king treatment, basically, without the song and dance.
