Let me show you a good time—well, that’s the vibe, anyway.
Text only, no calls. When you message, TEXT SHOULD SAY WHERE YOU FOUND ME not just “hey and hi” and pull up. I need to know where you got my number, what your looking for, and where you are—side of town, city, address. Which, okay.
Rules up front: no law enforcement, no drugs, no bare service at all, no Apple Pay, no ANAL, no PIMPS!! Wash before seeing me—hygiene must be up to par. And yeah, I’m picky about it because it shows.
No low ballers—you’ll be blocked. Cool, it saves both of us time, honestly—anyway, keep it respectful and bring the address you’re at.
