Let me show you a good time!
Text only, no calls. And yeah, I mean actual texting—when you hit me, your message should say where you found me, not just “hey” and “hi” and pull up. I need to know where you got my number, what you’re looking for, and where you are, side of town, city, address.
Also—outcall/carplay is the move. Cool, which side of town are you on? And please keep it clean: no law enforcement, no drugs, no bare service at all. No Apple Pay. No ANAL. No PIMPS!!
Wash before seeing me. Hygiene has to be up to par, which, okay, is non-negotiable.
No low ballers—you’ll be blocked. Anyway, if you want to keep it moving, stick to the info I asked for and don’t come sideways about it—seriously.
