My Birthday is on friday—yeah, I know.
✨ I’m gonna rock your world today, baby—come and see.
A real freak nasty. And trust me, it’s really a mfn WATER PARK—promise.
Yes, I have rules. Which, okay.
❌ No stinkies/ugg bugs—wash your ass.
❌ No damn bare at all—blocked if asked.
❌ No cheap creeps.
❌ No ♂—I’m allergic to both.
❌ No mf*n negotiating.
All due respect to the Queen
