Outcall only, no bare—keep it simple.
Yep, I’m real ✅ and I work with cash too. If you’re doing cashapp or apple pay , I can match that—usually faster that way, which is kinda the point.
And about the squirting part… I don’t really overthink it. It’s part of what I do, and yeah, it’s exactly what people come for—just keeping it straightforward.

