Welcome to CandyLand—yeah, I’m not doing the whole “mystery” thing. Keep it nice and safe: no bare what so ever. No condom, no play.
For calls, car play is a thing too, but you’ve gotta bring your own car. Which, okay—if you don’t have one, then you don’t get the service, because I’m mobile. No car, no service. It’s got to be mobile, or we’re not even starting that.
Mobile only means we do it where you’re set up, not some random thing where you show up unprepared. Also—this part matters—I check availability and I’ve got a $60 special, but today’s my last day here. Come see me for my last day here—don’t overthink it, just keep your end of the requirements tight.
