POWER ON
PRESS START
Before playing, player must accept —
✋NO bare
✋NO cim
✋NO greek
✋NO digits
✋NO dfk
✋NO bartering
✋NO clowns
✋NO daty
Anyway, Miss Dirtyy & Nerdyy is the move — outcalls only, and yeah, it’s one night only. I’ll be honest, the “nerdy in the streets / dirty in the sheets” thing is kinda on-the-nose, and it works.
Which, okay, you’re getting teasing curves, nerdy obsessions, and energy that keeps you coming back for “one more level.” I know I said it twice already, but that’s the whole vibe — level 100 desirability, proud of it
So it’s basically a side quest: come play your new favorite— ✨

