Call me to set up appointments—usually I get the fastest response when you text or ring, and I check that one less than you’d expect.
OUTCALL REQUIRES A STRICT DEPOSIT. No quick visits. And yeah, come clean or get kicked out—wait, I mean, don’t play games with that deposit requirement, it’s non-negotiable.
Anyway, the best FaceTime shows are the ones we actually line up first, then it’s pretty straightforward. Anyway.
