no drama.
Hey my love—send me a message first, then it is mandatory to make a video call please. Facetime and Duo to verify ❤ and yeah, I know that sounds extra, but it’s the only way I can verify properly. And which, okay, if you don’t want the video part, we’ll both end up frustrated.
Please!! Do not waste my time because I would never waste yours. Wait — I also don’t carry cash with me, so you’ll need to bring the exact amount. I can't give you change.
Cash only. Cash only cash only. Which, okay, that matters.
And please don’t bring police. I don’t accept that they enter my room with a gun. If you want to come to see me, you most call me video—video Facetime, WhatsApp, or Google Meet. Usually I check those first so you’re not stuck waiting.
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