Hey — if you’re in town and want some nice, fun, relaxing time, I’ve got that.
Which, okay… I’m 5'11 and blonde, with a mountain vibe on the front and the back
I’m located in Charleston WV, and yeah, the Monday snow special is the mood — you can call me at (304) 555-0134 (I’m usually faster there than texting, honestly).
Anyway, give me a ring and we’ll see what those WV mountains are about.

