HEY big boy—I've been waiting for you all day, and yeah, I'm horny. Hot and wet, and I can't wait for you to call me.
Whatever you desire, we can work it out. The extras cost extra—300 for an hour, 200 for a half hour—then we’ll talk details, because it changes with what you want. Which, okay, it’s a lot easier when you just ask.
Btw, call me at 35. I check that one less sometimes, so if it doesn't go through, try again—hit me back there first. Bachelor parties and group rates are a thing too; call for details—I'm usually faster over the phone.
