DONT TEXT IF YOU CANT PAY. I’m serious—Dates only.
Condoms only, no bear. And yeah, it’s $100 every 10 mins—don’t text me if that’s not what you’re paying for. Which, okay, keep it to serious dates only.
If you can’t handle that, we’re not doing this. I check messages less when people try to bargain, and I don’t do the back-and-forth.
