Hey Casper — I’m here for a bit, so yeah, keep it simple.
I’ve got $100 off when you book 2 hours. Which, okay, it’s basically the only “deal” I’m pushing, because otherwise it’s the same setup. I’ll usually answer by call or text; if you catch me slow, it’s probably because I’m already juggling plans.
300h, 250hh, 180qv — all inclusive special. And then the base is 400/h, but don’t treat it like a clean menu or you’ll miss the point.
No games, no cops, no drama... I mean, if you’ve dealt with chaos before, you get why I’m saying it like that. And about “anything goes” — that’s literally what I wrote, same tone, no weird reinterpretation. Cool.
Call or text now to schedule — I check that line more than anything, just don’t expect me to stay here very long.
