Dark hair, green eyes, and yeah—great , fat pussy.
Always down for a good time, but I’m keeping it real: conversations no longer than 20 mins plz so we can get the party started!
Wait — I also can’t do this one in person. I’m not able to c u, which kind of changes how people message. Which, okay. And please be super overweight with all do respect—I can’t match the request otherwise.
Hygiene and grooming very important. Which, okay, that’s the baseline for me—always has been.

