Hi, I’m Sugar—yeah, me and my friend, we share a personality that’s so big and goofy it doesn’t match our size… which is funny, because we’re small and mighty.
There just can’t be anything better. Cool, wait—sometimes the best things come in small packages, and that’s kind of the whole point.
A beneficial arrangement, satisfaction guarenteed. We’re looking for someone who cares about himself, keeps hygiene on point, and stays down to earth without getting sensitive. And please don’t be pushy or aggressive—if you’re in that lane, ANY interaction like that won’t continue.
Don’t be childish, either—like, just don’t waste our time if you don’t know what you want. Also, we’re too old for games and that nonsense, so if you’re serious, you already get it.
Please ⬇⬇ Protection with rain coats is not up for negotiation. Hit me up with SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY—also, I’m not trying to turn this into some big back-and-forth. Let’s see what tonight brings our way, just might be what you’re looking for—xo
