The amount of bots, and bitter men, that have been denied meetings, leaving reviews—yeah, it’s wild. Lol. And no, don’t be bitter, gentlemen.
Just like you prefer a certain “provider,” we all have preferences of clientele too. It’s not personal. I’m very straightforward and to the point. Which, okay, I promise I’m nice, I’m not trying to make things weird. I try to answer questions anyone might have in this ad.
No fetishes of any kind. No greek (anal). And no roughhousing. Also, I don’t drink or do drugs, so don’t ask me if I party—because that’s a hard no.
Wait — I also don’t answer phone calls. I don’t know you, and it’s awkward. Text only please. The text-only thing is real, I changed my phone number, so for my regulars and potential new clients, take note. I’ll need at least an hour’s notice, too.
Text-only prices: $250/hr HHR, $400/hr. At least an hour’s notice needed.
