Hello gentlemen—your girl Jade, plus my girlfriend Kay, and yeah, we’re doing 2 girl blow jobs.
Our special’s lap dances, and it’s basically us kicking back with you while you sit back and enjoy yourself. Which, okay, we keep it simple—no kissing. Just bjs.
Guaranteed. No low balls, no games, no bullshit, or drama. And wait — no GFE, no DATY either.
We’re 2 bad thick bitches with fat bootys—please don’t fall in love. Cool. I’m saying it twice now, because people somehow still act surprised when I repeat the vibe: no drama, no kissing, and the bjs are what we’re doing.

