Hi, I’m sugar, and yeah I’ve got my friend with me—same personality, just… huge and goofy in a way that doesn’t match the size we are. We’re small and mighty, and apparently that means there really can’t be anything better.
A beneficial arrangement, satisfaction guaranteed. We’re looking for someone who cares about himself, with hygiene on point, and someone down to earth who isn’t sensitive. Which, okay, if you’re pushy and aggressive, I won’t tolerate that kind of energy—any interaction that turns into that stops there.
But please don’t be childish, because then it’s just you wasting our time while you figure out what you want. Cool—also, I’m talking pamper and spoil for all the wants and needs. And no games, we’re too old for that nonsense.
Seriously—serious inquiries only.
Protection with rain coats isn’t up for negotiation. Let’s see what tonight brings, it might be exactly what you’re looking for, and I’ll keep it at that—
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