IN CALL SPECIALS — all day.
Buy one get one free on all hour sessions, and yeah, I mean that the deal covers the hour time. Cool. There are discounts on all out calls & car dates too, but donations are specifically for time spent together, not some loose label.
Brand new content on sale right now — buy one get one packages. Wait — I’m back for a very limited time, only back this weekend in Buffalo.
I’ll do everything your gf can’t— which I know sounds wild, but it’s exactly what’s being offered here.
If you want details on the specials, hit me up and I check messages there pretty quick. (716) 555-0147
No negotiations, no game playing, no wasting my time. Which, okay — and just so it’s clear: no Greek, no feet, no AA, no BB, no bullshit.
Also, I’m not doing “dreams come true” as a vibe sentence. I’m just saying I’ve got the packages and they’re limited to this weekend— which, again, ties back to the time thing from earlier. (716) 555-0147

