hi daddy, I’m off a ice cream machine , and yeah—incalls and out calls transportation must be provided.
For a limited time, I’m offering $150 SS and $200 Hhrs. I know, that’s a lot of dollar signs right up front—Which, okay, it is what it is. Text me at (718) 555-0199, usually faster there than anywhere else.
I don’t offer any bare services, so don’t ask about bare. And please don’t bring pims, law enforcement, or any other third parties into it—keep it clean. Cool, and if your stressing, let me take care of you and sukk it all away —I’ll handle the vibe, then we’re done talking about it.

