HEY LUV, I need a man that can put my through the bed.
Yes, I can put my feet behind my head—Which, okay, it’s not for everyone.
I hope you’ve got a thing for BBWs. I know you like this big booty and large tits.
And I also peg—wait, pause—any texting me about bare services will get you blocked.
Come see me. IM SO HORNY BABY
Anyway, Brooklyn—hit me up by text, I usually check that one less and I don’t reply to bare-service messages.

