hey—come see me
No rush, just discreet play—
And yeah, I do BBJ, it’s available.
call me (I usually check faster on that line)—don’t text.
If you call, cool, if you don’t show up, you’ll be blocked from my phone within one hour of contact.
Which, okay, this isn’t 411, so don’t text me a bunch of questions.
Full Service (fs) minimum starts at 100hr.
After 11 AM it’s 100hr fs minimum.
Before 11 AM, specials run only between 6 AM and 11 AM—so don’t assume the rest is the same.
I’ve got 200hhr fs with BBJ too.
If you offer me less than $200 for BBJ—or even asked me to do anything less than $200 to BBJ—I won’t say anything, you’ll be automatically blocked.
minimum age is 28.
If you look younger than 28, I’ll ask you to leave—or it’s $200 minimum for anyone under 28.
no yn’s, no hood niggas.
No outcalls (don’t ask).
No ski mask upon arrival—I’ll refuse service.
And if you look, sound, or talk young, I’ll refuse service.
If you come with bad hygiene, I’ll refuse service.
If you come over here moving slow, I’ll also refuse service—wait, I already said moving slow, but yeah, it matters.
this is Big mama’s house. i run this.
You coming here talking shit—get out.
If you’re down for a nice vibe and a good time, pull up to Big mama’s house instead of asking a ton of questions in texts—usually faster that way.
