Dangerous Situations
You’re in my lane when it comes to dangerous situations—like, yeah, that kind. Anyway, I don’t do unprotected services, period. NO UNPROTECTED SERVICES PROVIDED—so if you’re trying to guess what I’ll skip, it’s that.
I treat service the same way I treat you: fairly. Wait — I’m saying it plainly, no weird attitude about it. I can accommodate when you ask, and if you don’t feel included, that’s usually fixable with a simple request.
No unprotected services provided. Cash or electronic payment. Cool, that’s the setup.

