You’ve been tense, and the week just kind of begins—yeah, I get it.
Come by for a Cardate and Climax with Carmela (49). Quick and easy, no fuss, no worries… I mean, I’m pretty set up for that.
I’ve got discreet and quiet spots. Which, okay, I’ll keep it low-key—quiet places, Brighton only for cardates.
Text only please—hit me up by text. Usually faster there, and I check it more than anything else… and it’s the only way I’m taking messages for this one.

