Do not ask for NO BARE, NO BUTT STUFF, or you’re getting blocked.
NO DATY. NO TRADES. NO RIM JOBS — and yeah, I know that sounds strict, but it keeps things clean.
I don’t party. Incall only. Outcall starts after 8pm. Wait — I’m saying this up front because people always try anyway.
Don’t ask me to send pictures. I don’t send pictures. I only do video chat for verification, and it’s Facetimes or on Google meet or on Snapchat.
If you hit me up and for whatever reason can’t make it or isn’t coming after I send the address, say something. If you don’t say anything, I’ll block your number, and I don’t do second chances to people who don’t respond — which, okay, that’s just how I run it.
I do freak video chats too. Not in a “maybe” way, it’s part of the service, mixed with Puerto Rican, Irish, and African.
Please be showered and be clean, because I make sure I’m clean too.
If I don’t answer the phone call, just send a text — it’s simple, I could be busy.

