I’m known as the dick whisperer. If your day’s gone sideways, I can change the results of a bad day—same idea, different wording, because that’s what people come back for.
Sometimes it’s “company on a lonely day,” other times it’s “excitment to a boring day,” or just getting energy on a laxy day. And yeah, I’m still gonna help you get rid of that hardlon the right way—wait, that sounds weird, but you get the point. Anyway.
Serious inquiries only please.
