Hey guys—my name's D Love, and I’m trying to make time count.
Half Hour Special is $150, and if you want more it’s $200 an hour—yeah, the price jumps, but so does the time. Which, okay.
I’m in town a few more nights, and I’m a happy vibe with a good listener thing going on, plus I’m a great pleaser—sounds basic, but it matters when you’re actually there. Anyway, I check that one less thing: no police or police affiliations, and I don’t do restricted phone calls.
Wait — I keep my time separate, this is for my time and my time only-
If you’re seeing this, that usually means you’re curious. And which, cool, but I’m not stacking it into some long pitch. Just a straightforward Half Hour Special: $150, or $200 for an hour, while I’m here for a few more nights.

