Quick heads up before you contact me: I only accept cash or Apple Pay, and yeah—I really will refuse service if it’s not one of those.
Prices aren’t negotiable. And please don’t message me if you’re broke—Which, okay, I know that sounds harsh, but I’m trying to keep my time from getting wasted.
Live verification: Facetime only. Also, no low ballers, no drama, and definitely no bare—I'm not doing that.
All no call, no shows get blocked. Being rude gets you blocked too, and wasting my time automatically blocks you—already happened before, so I’m not playing.
No law enforcement/undercovers (). If you’re serious and not trying to waste my time, that Facetime verification is the part you’ll actually see me for.
